Bethany broke the news yesterday (with the help of a spy) that the mayor has a guy—for brevity’s sake, let’s call him the mayoral valet—who carries his cowboy hat. You can see the mayoral valet better ...

If that’s wrong, you look like a little man with a big hat," said Jerry ... Twenty minutes later, the sheriff has a brand-new, black cowboy hat on order. A feather in his cap.